Frankly Not Frank's Lab
Welcome to Frankly Not Frank’s Lab — home of everyone’s favorite misunderstood monster. Not hand-stitched or hand-assembled, but made with the same questionable craftsmanship that keeps me held together. From “Still Dead Inside” tees to mugs for your morning jolt, everything here celebrates staying alive… or as alive as it gets. Take a look around. It helps keep the lights on in the lab.
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Experiment Log 1818 – Vintage Lab Notebook
This is my lab notebook. Or… one of them. The others didn’t survive the smoke, the sparks, or my handwriting.
This one has held up since 1818 — sturdy cover, worn edges, a label that somehow still sticks.
Inside, you can write your own experiments, observations, or emotional breakdowns.
Please return to the Creature if found. I lose things easily. Including pieces of myself.
Handle with care. The last one caught fire.
Keep the Lab Running
Every little bit helps keep the lights on… and me mostly attached.